Category: Green Smoothies Search for: “After I eat chocolate cake, I want to die” My friend Matthew recently sent me an email. He had just read this quote: “When I eat chocolate cake, 20 minutes later I’m under my desk wanting to die. When… Back to the candy factory…..I mean, school My children have gone back to school. If I said I was sorry about that, I’d be lying. I love my kids, but summer is hard for working moms. And… My kids are constipated, what do I do? Dear GreenSmoothieGirl: “My kids are constipated and the doctor prescribed Miralax. What do I do?” My answer on video here! http://youtu.be/Jl320KWkU1M What do you eat in a day? Dear GreenSmoothieGirl: What do you eat in a day? Please tell me in detail. Answer: We get this question constantly, and actually, I’ve written on that topic four times. For… I ACCOST RANDOM STRANGERS WITH MY GREEN SMOOTHIE I always say that I am batting almost 1000 for getting people to try my green smoothie here in Utah, at ball fields or schools or after a tennis match…. Amazing News from Dr. Michelle Jorgenson! Dr. Jorgenson (featured on my upcoming TV show) wrote me this ecstatic email last week: “We had great news today. We’ve been thinking my husband had the Jorgensen curse…. James Lautner: Green Smoothies Are a Weight-Loss Miracle James came to our Bakersfield class with his girlfriend, and his grandma who has a brain tumor. He has an amazing story, found GreenSmoothieGirl.com a year ago, where he wrote… My quirky weight loss strategies, part 1 of 3 So, I’ve never written about this because….. First, weight loss is my least-favorite topic ever. I think it’s boring and pointless because, to me, it happens permanently ONLY as… GreenSmoothieGirl Goes Down in Flames in Smackdown! Part 2 of 3 I should count my blessings that Team Jillene didn’t make a federal case out of the habanero. When I was a kid, I once dared my dad to eat the… GSG Goes Down In Flames in Smackdown, part 1 of 3 The smackdown. I didn’t even know what hit me. My opponent’s boss had warned me, whispering, “She is CRAZY! She manhandled my husband out of a chair at the company… I’m in love with Katie Thompson I went to this concert with my BFFs Kristin and Matthew. Katie Thompson is a Broadway singer / songwriter who was in town doing a concert and album launch party…. Are you fixing the plumbing in your cottage? or building a mansion? part 1 of 2 My high-school junior son’s photo is on the front page of Sports, rubbing the snow of the baseball before he pitches it on Tuesday. Brrr! And then the next day,…
