I thought you’d get a kick out of this short-but sweet email we just got from a reader:

Dear GreenSmoothieGirl: I’ve been doing green smoothies for one month, and I’m never going back….it’s GREEN SMOOTHIES for me till Jesus comes!

—Patty

Amen sistah.

On Friday 3/2, my friends Drew and Matthew posted a photo-shopped image of me drinking a mug of beer and eating a giant burger and fries. I have a large midsection and a shirt where I am nearly busting my buttons.

I think they were in their real estate office rolling around on the ground laughing hysterically from all the chicanery. You can see it on my personal page, where I read him the riot act. Later Drew noticed there are 300% more readers on my GSG page, so he posted it there too.  It’s not particularly believable with the giant man-hand holding the beer doesn’t really “go.”

This reminds me of the day my high-school friend Chuck posted a photo of me circa 1983 in my McDonald’s uniform, working  the drive-thru. Unfortunately THAT photo was real.

One time I went to In N Out Burger because my kids asked me to get their dad a gift certificate there for his birthday. Other than that, good luck getting a photo of me with a burger.