door-to-door meat salesmen

I just answered my front door and thought you would like this:

Salesman: “Do you like chicken or beef?”

Me: “Neither! We like to eat plants. We serve a more or less vegetarian diet here.”

Salesman: “What if it’s only $2/lb.?”

Me, big smile: “Even if it were free!”

Salesman, face falling: “Oh. Sometimes people say that but they change their tune when I tell them about the great prices.”


Just a reminder to look back about 10 days in this blog if you didn’t hear about my IDAHO FALLS class tomorrow, June 3, and you live near there or know someone who does. Looking forward to meeting Idahoans and watching a lot of baseball!